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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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deaneggsandsam:

adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”

me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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crack-hole:

on the first day of that class i watched snake girl click around the internet and sign up for a snake forum i didn’t know what i was witnessing yet i understood so little then

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crack-hole:

so the snake girl in my class yesterday is writing a paper about why snakes are perceived is evil and she didn’t bring her paper proposal because she’s been to preoccupied getting her snake approved by the dorm like she honestly thinks of nothing but snakes i don’t think she has any friends 

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nonsolokawaii:

Sumin Jeon by Kim Seok Jun

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tealeafprincess:

Tiny books/bookshelves by Kelley Salber, spotted at a gallery in Sisters, Oregon. (Can’t remember which one—sorry!)

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gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

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odlaws:


i thought it was important to let u know that david lynch recently designed a line of womens workout clothes
http://www.papermag.com/2014/07/david_lynch_workout_clothes.php
http://shop.livetheprocess.com/?utm_source=sendicate&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2014-07-16+David+Lynch+For+Live+The+Process

incredible……………………………………..

odlaws:

i thought it was important to let u know that david lynch recently designed a line of womens workout clothes

http://www.papermag.com/2014/07/david_lynch_workout_clothes.php

http://shop.livetheprocess.com/?utm_source=sendicate&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2014-07-16+David+Lynch+For+Live+The+Process

incredible……………………………………..

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interpretivescreaming:

boredangry:

I think about this all the time.

Important viewing

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"Diary of a spa" Nadja Auermann photographed by Ellen von Unwerth

"Diary of a spa" Nadja Auermann photographed by Ellen von Unwerth

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